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Posted By: St. Ignace

Posted On: Oct 11, 2005
Views: 672
My solution to the seat up / seat down problem

Did you know that 93% of women sit on toilets backwards? They face the tank and press their nipples against the cold porcelain.

Anyways, what you do is put her favorite novel in the tank, and when she's splashing around in the tank water (they do that) she will see it and go, "Hey I love this book. I have one just like it somewhere." Then when she goes to read it the entire toilet falls over! Noone will know why! Not even you!

Problem Solved.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Oct 11, 2005
Views: 666
RE: My solution to the seat up / seat down problem

i'd be interested as to what noise would result from smashing you in the head with a bat.


Posted By: Ryu

Posted On: Oct 12, 2005
Views: 653
RE: My solution to the seat up / seat down problem

wonder what it would smell like if I stuck my finger in your ass, superfly. wonder what it would taste like


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 12, 2005
Views: 643
RE: My solution to the seat up / seat down problem

like shit?

or like fruit?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Oct 15, 2005
Views: 611
RE: My solution to the seat up / seat down problem

..uh, adam...I'm pretty sure that ass would taste like ass...


 

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