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| Posted By: Red Head Posted On: Oct 15, 2005 Views: 508 | how will you die? http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ |
| Posted By: Red Head Posted On: Oct 15, 2005 Views: 506 | RE: how will you die? This is what I got... Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat. |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Oct 15, 2005 Views: 504 | RE: how will you die? After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification. Damn, i wanted to be eaten by a dragon. Imagine the look of surprise on my face when i found out james was right! |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 16, 2005 Views: 499 | RE: how will you die? um, the dragon argument ended with me admitting there were no more dragons that could eat people. (there were many different species so there could still be some small thing somewhere) |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 16, 2005 Views: 498 | RE: how will you die? You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death. Thats already happened. Just didn't suffocate. Lesson learned, don't hang around people who like to kick old tree stumps. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 16, 2005 Views: 496 | RE: how will you die? I wanted to die a cool way too, but instead: After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly. I get lots of headaches, especially lately, bad ones, so this kinda freaks me out. At least Im going instantly, unlike DM who has started dying as soon as he was born (if his stories are true). |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: Oct 16, 2005 Views: 489 | RE: how will you die? A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood. |
| Posted By: i'm adam Posted On: Oct 16, 2005 Views: 484 | RE: how will you die? drink a gallon of yellow baby diarrhea while your brother is fucking you in the ass. |