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Posted By: ReTodd Posted On: Oct 17, 2005 Views: 625 | SERENITY REVIEW Didn't OddT promise us a new movie review last week? Jesus. He IS lazy. |
Posted By: OddTard Posted On: Oct 17, 2005 Views: 617 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW I don't see the point of him telling us when new things are coming except to give himself pressure to finish things. it doesn't work anyway so he might as well not bring it up in the first place. |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Oct 17, 2005 Views: 607 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW Here's a little movie review for you: Adam does Milwaukee while talking on a Walkie-talkie The movie had kind of a dull beginning. It starts with a shot of a closed bathroom door. After about ten minutes, you hear and "aaahhh" then sound of a toilet flushing, and then we see the first glimpse of adam (played by Dustin Diamond) as he comes out of the bathroom naked and heads to the kitchen to make a hot dog. The first humor in the movie is when the hot dog bun catches on fire in the toaster because adam is entertaining himself witht he blow-up doll in his bedroom. The movie takes a few twists and turns of adam's poker games going good and then bad, and then good again...the movie finally climaxes when the maintenance man (played by Jason Alexander) finds the "smell" that has been a mystery in the whole movie. I won't give it away what the "smell" was because that would spoil the whole movie for you. In the end, everyone lives happily ever after, with a much nicer smelling apartment and adam finally makes it with the hot chick that lives upstairs. I give it 3 and a half cook-ays. |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Oct 17, 2005 Views: 602 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW ****ing Hollywood has to ruin everything. It seemed like a good movie until the end. The ending is totally unbelievable. Happily ever after my ass. Why didn't they tell it like it is. His apartment stills stinks and the chick he hooks up with upstairs looks like Rosey O'Donnell. I give it 1/8 of a cook-ay |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Oct 17, 2005 Views: 586 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW The scene where adam walks around one of the 10,000 Wisconsin lakes talking on the Walkie-talkie is priceless! Didn't you laugh your ass off when he tripped on that stick and his face landed in that pile of dog crap and it got all over the Walkie-talkie, come on, Joe, that was worth more than 1/8 of a cook-ay! |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 18, 2005 Views: 539 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW todd built this site around the fact that hes lazy so you really shouldnt expect things to happen when he says so it seems worse lately though, the not so daily updates are getting less daily...im guessing hes not too far on his new toons...who knows if they even exist yet lol he shouldnt be bothering with that roscoe cam...stick to the radio broadcasts and the toons |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 18, 2005 Views: 538 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW wisconsin isnt the land of 10 thousand lakes...in fact, there really isnt a lake anywhere near where i am now downtown is sweet tho, i went into some buildings and they had some things going on and they gave us badges and we were allowed to walk around the building and eat the free food...never went inside the tall skyscrapers yet though....im sure its even cooler in the bigger citys....i wouldnt know...i dont get out of wisconsin/michigan much |
Posted By: adam's stalker Posted On: Oct 19, 2005 Views: 518 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW WTF are you talking about... there are two small lakes around where you live and you're a few minutes drive from the Great Lakes. |
Posted By: adam's stalker Posted On: Oct 20, 2005 Views: 499 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW scared that I know so much? |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 20, 2005 Views: 495 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW lol that has never been true no matter where i have lived well under an hour is a matter of minutes i suppose... but you are wrong and i just moved and you dont know where i live now...and its not scary |
Posted By: adam's stalker Posted On: Oct 21, 2005 Views: 489 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW damn! I already bought a fucking air ticket. did you move because I knew where you lived and was coming over? if not, can you give me a hint about where you live now? |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 21, 2005 Views: 487 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW well im no longer in the milwaukee area |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 21, 2005 Views: 480 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW i live near a gay bar. i chose the location for it. i try to get my ass pounded at least twice a week, and give head at least 4 times a week. |
Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Oct 23, 2005 Views: 474 | RE: SERENITY REVIEW i like to get head also |