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Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 946
I get really lonely somtimes

My lonliness lately just seems to be getting worse. I wish there was a way to make my ex-girlfriend understand how I feel about her, but nothing I do seems to work. I must have written her a thousand e-mails, but I haven't gotten a reply yet. Maybe she's really busy at work. I've even tried calling a few times per day, but she hasn't returned any of my calls. In fact, the last time I called, a recording said the number was no longer in service. I guess she's been too busy lately. I just know that if I got to speak to her once, I could make her feel the same way I do.

Any suggestions?


Posted By: wes

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 943
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

While she's at work, break into her house and cook a nice dinner and decorate the house all romantic with rose petals leading to the bedroom and scented candles everywhere. When she comes home, stand in the doorway with a loosened bathrobe and nothing underneath and a rose in your mouth. She will melt into your arms.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 938
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

lol you made big mistakes in this one fake adam..
first of all i dont have a phone...
2nd...i live 300 miles away from her, what the hell do i care?
3rd...we are friends that have sex...when i visit that is, which is not too often and shes kinda annoying nowadays so even if i do visit i dont call her everytime


in the past year, ive enjoyed my time alone
i only deal with my friends on the occasional weekend when i decide that i want to


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 935
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

Whoa...both you "adams" have it wrong.

1. I've never had a girlfriend, nor have I ever had sex. I tried raping a 12 year old once, but she kicked my a$$.

2. Not that I could have sex now if I wanted to. After the atempted rape, the judge ordered my penis cut off so I wouldn't cause anymore problems. I kind of like it. It frees my mind up so I can focus on import things, like posting on other people's websites, making polls about myself, and playing videogames.

3. The second "adam" is right though. I can't afford a phone. My only contact with the outside world comes from my TV and this compuiter at the public library. Some bum pee'd on me once here, but that's ok. I kind of liked it.


Posted By: Jesus Christ

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 927
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

LOL


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 922
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

none of you fake adams have it right. i just moved so i dont have a phone. usually we dont have a phone anyhow because it is a waste of money. i used to have a cell phone but i didn't pay it for a long time and my credit is not good enough to get it reconnected. i could get one of those pay first phones but those are stupid and i don't need to call anyone.

i am not all that lonely either. some days i go to work and do things like smoke and play minesweeper and steal office supplies. other days i spend most of my day online looking for new porn sites, IMing friends, or posting here. sometimes i go back home and hook up with the ex because she is a psycho and will always put out. i havent met anyone around here yet and i dont know if i even want to. i am really kind of weird looking, i admit that. my head is really big and i am really skinny. so i uees i am saying my options are limited. even so, there are some hard-up types that would still go out with me i am sure but i just want a chick for some sex and then have her shut up for the rest of the time. if i find one of those i will marry her.


Posted By: comfortably_numb

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 917
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

lol!
Well, given that all of these adams are indistinguishable , I guess it comes down to: adam's life (and I use the term "life" loosely here) is a pinch disturbing, and quite worthless, but amusing nonetheless in a thank-god-I-dont-know-you-personally kinda way.

Cheers, =)


Posted By: Cchris

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 915
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

I feel like I know him better than my own brother.


Posted By: the real adam

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 913
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

i'm not going to post after this message until saturday morning. so any posts you read by me after this are fakes no matter how convincing they seem


Posted By: Red Head

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 901
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

Yeah I seem to remember 'the real Joe' trying that one before... it didnt work then either.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 893
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

i got mad the first time someone impersonated me. now i can't remember why. half the stuff anyone says under their true screen nam is 8ullsh1t anyway.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Oct 19, 2005
Views: 890
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

it really ****es me off still when people use my name, like the knob that just posted before me


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 20, 2005
Views: 882
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

is it possible that i'm the dumbest person on the planet? oh no, now way. i'm not as dumb as james meadows. close tho.


Posted By: Wag the Dog

Posted On: Oct 20, 2005
Views: 879
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

It is possible you are the dumbest person on the planet. James is close but with your racism, no work ethic, and attitude that anything you dont like is stupid you win easily.


Posted By: NEXT

Posted On: Oct 20, 2005
Views: 876
RE: I get really lonely somtimes

A agree. James may be dumb, but at least he's not a dumb a$$hole.


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