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Posted By: Lizzlee

Posted On: Oct 23, 2005
Views: 1095
Cluttered table

I don't like it when the table starts to pile up with used plates or empty glasses. Pre-bus, people! I'll even move everything to the edge of the table to make it easier for them to clear away, and they pass by several times without picking up a thing.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Oct 23, 2005
Views: 1077
RE: Cluttered table

I kinda like it when my table is cluttered with empty beer glasses. It lets the other customers know that I'm on a mission. :)


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Oct 23, 2005
Views: 1051
RE: Cluttered table

I was a busser at a resturant once and I went up to a guy and asked him if he wanted me to take away his salad plate and he grabbed my wrist in one hand, grabbed his knife in the other and said "if you ask me that one more time we're going to have a problem."

The owner of the resturant threw him out... almost literally.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1049
RE: Cluttered table

lol well, if you werent so crazy about taking his plates!

at Fazolis, you get free unlimited breadsticks, and they are awesome...sadly, no matter what, its always a black lady that hands em out and NEVER comes by our table so we get shafted while the people next to us are building houses out of breadsticks...we never know if we should ask for her assistance with the b-sticks...all she has to do is ring for her family....(every black person has a buzzer on their belts that signals the entire North Ave area)...and then were screwed
but one day, she would just not stop asking us...literally every minute...and each time we would just smile and accept more and more and she still kept asking, and we kept accepting...you cant tell a black person no...that means you are "supressing the african" and North Ave hates this....so when she wasnt looking, we threw out like ten b-sticks and ran out the door


Posted By: The Grand Wizard

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1033
RE: Cluttered table

Thank you for that wonderfully racist post.


Posted By: Pffffft.

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1028
RE: Cluttered table

Every week adam posts something complaining about what the Blacks/Asians/Mexicans are doing.

At some point, we should expect a post from him explaining why he isn't a racist. I wonder what his excuse will be this week.



Posted By: Varkneuker

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1027
RE: Cluttered table

If I was black, I wouldn't bring a racist fvckstain like you anything, so I can understand where that lady was coming from. Not like you'd tip anyway.


Posted By: okkk

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1025
RE: Cluttered table

lol you don't know shit about black people. I would be very happy if they kept their distance from the food service industry.

adam is not attracted to asian porn stars.

he has never really said anything racist about mexicans.

i think it's just black people he has a problem with.


Posted By: Pffffft.

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1022
RE: Cluttered table

Are you adam, or just his weekly a$$kisser? Funny how you always seem to be the first to charge to his defense. And what a coicidence that not only do you happen to share the same exact views that he does, but you are also an expert on his opinions.

You're busted, loser. Start using another handle. Maybe it'll fool us for a little while.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1014
RE: Cluttered table

lol, you caught me. guess i have to change my second handle now. hmmm... how about nigger lover? no, that would be your handle. I'll think of something.


Posted By: **** lover

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1005
RE: Cluttered table

adam likes penis.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 24, 2005
Views: 1004
RE: Cluttered table

oh **** it bleeped it lol.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 25, 2005
Views: 1001
RE: Cluttered table

heres that post you were expecting

ive never had a problem with mexicans...only thing is that one procreated with my little sister and im supposed to accept him and his whole family...mostly, with this issue, i blame my little tramp of a sister and i show no support whatsoever
mexicans are not lazy, they landscape, do roofing, and many other things and its almost never half-assed

that post wasnt racist against blacks...it was mostly a joke....i have to ask though...have you ever driven around the milwaukee area?? which is where im from!

you will notice the reason for these jokes and stereotypes....take a ride down North Ave, all the way through, you tell me what you see between 76th and 15th (or so)....and then call me a racist


Posted By: Pfffffft.

Posted On: Oct 25, 2005
Views: 995
RE: Cluttered table

You know, I would go to Milwaukee, except that there are other ways to spend my time that would be better then having to go to that sh1tty burg.

Things that are better then going to Milwaukee:
1. Sticking a barbed fork through my penishole.
2. Setting my pubes on fire.
3. A$$raping myself with a knife and then sitting in a pool of rubbing alcohol.
4. Easting a bowlfull of Rush Limbaugh's diarreah.
5. Getting my nipples electrocuted at Gitmo.
6. Working at McDonald's. (Yeesh. I just realized you both live in Milwaukee AND have worked at a McDonald's. Are you a masochist?)


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 25, 2005
Views: 992
RE: Cluttered table

what do you mean by "both" ...i dont think anyone else lives here

it is a dirty city, but its where i live...and the stuff i was talking about is the stuff i see everyday


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