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| Posted By: TnaWUlirG Posted On: Oct 27, 2005 Views: 725 | To: Gray Squirrel I have an urgent message from Yellow Dog: Halloween is fast approaching! Don't expect me to greet the scary little tail-pullers at the door this year. I haven't gotten over the sheer terror caused from "Hannibal the Canibal" last year. I will be soaking in the master tub flashing myself to all that fly lowly above the estate. Hopefully noone will find us since we are hiding in the "Middle of Nowhere" Could you pick up some real bacon on the way home...we really do know it is not bacon, you know?! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 27, 2005 Views: 718 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel this is like...the most obvious one youve ever done |
| Posted By: Grey Squirrel Posted On: Oct 27, 2005 Views: 701 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel Yellow Dog sends this reply: The only thing to greet at the door are the deer and the screechy bird from the forest. I am not fond of the water so I do not venture near the tub or the rain room. Nobody finds us. Not even FedEx. I prefer the bones of a bovine. That is all. |
| Posted By: good evening gentlemen Posted On: Oct 27, 2005 Views: 698 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel all your base are belong to us. make your time. |
| Posted By: FedEx Man Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 683 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel Mr Gray Squirrel... Oh, we can find you, never underestimate the power of the purple and orange! (Just as the Mrs., she knows that the men in brown can make it there, too! Bwhahahaha! - just not the cable guy) I was going to deliver this message to your abode, but will use this forum instead, it just came in from the American Kennel Club: Yellow Dog - What? You don't like water? You must be a fraud! You must revoke your AKC registration at once, half-breed! |
| Posted By: TnaWUlirG Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 681 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel adam - Don't mock the TnaWUlirG...or I shall expose your super-sized secret to the world! |
| Posted By: Yellow Dog Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 679 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel FedEx Guy - We are uncharted and we get our data from the sky. We have talked to your people many times and they still have trouble finding us. We are well hidden. AKC - I am 100% original and don't you forget it. If you excuse me I must now go chase a cat down the hill. |
| Posted By: Doooooooooooooooood Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 676 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel It's some cute when 13 year olds play on the computer, isn't it? |
| Posted By: TnaWUlirG Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 673 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel Dooooooooood - We were 13 before you were even born! LOL |
| Posted By: Grey Squirrel Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 669 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel This communication has been compromised by a baffoon. Change channels. |
| Posted By: bud Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 665 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel you over-the-hillers ever heard of IM or email? it's this new way we youngsters have of communicating. you should try it. |
| Posted By: TnaWUlriG Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 662 | RE: To: Gray Squirrel Sorry there little buddy, but Gray Squirrel's CB radio is in the shop and his homing pigeon is preggers. |
| Posted By: TnaWUlriG Posted On: Oct 28, 2005 Views: 660 | RE: RE: RE: RE: To: Gray Squirrel Remember the good ole'days, like the days of 1975? Cost of a new home: $42,600.00 Cost of a new car: $ Median Household Income: $11,800.00 Cost of a first-class stamp: $0.10 ($0.13 as of 12/31/75) Cost of a gallon of regular gas: $0.57 Cost of a dozen eggs: $0.77 Cost of a gallon of Milk: $1.57 |