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Posted By: TnaWUlirG

Posted On: Oct 27, 2005
Views: 626
To: Gray Squirrel

I have an urgent message from Yellow Dog:

Halloween is fast approaching! Don't expect me to greet the scary little tail-pullers at the door this year. I haven't gotten over the sheer terror caused from "Hannibal the Canibal" last year.

I will be soaking in the master tub flashing myself to all that fly lowly above the estate.

Hopefully noone will find us since we are hiding in the "Middle of Nowhere"

Could you pick up some real bacon on the way home...we really do know it is not bacon, you know?!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 27, 2005
Views: 619
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

this is like...the most obvious one youve ever done


Posted By: Grey Squirrel

Posted On: Oct 27, 2005
Views: 602
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

Yellow Dog sends this reply:

The only thing to greet at the door are the deer and the screechy bird from the forest.

I am not fond of the water so I do not venture near the tub or the rain room.

Nobody finds us. Not even FedEx.

I prefer the bones of a bovine.

That is all.


Posted By: good evening gentlemen

Posted On: Oct 27, 2005
Views: 599
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

all your base are belong to us.
make your time.


Posted By: FedEx Man

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 584
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

Mr Gray Squirrel...

Oh, we can find you, never underestimate the power of the purple and orange! (Just as the Mrs., she knows that the men in brown can make it there, too! Bwhahahaha! - just not the cable guy)

I was going to deliver this message to your abode, but will use this forum instead, it just came in from the American Kennel Club:

Yellow Dog - What? You don't like water? You must be a fraud! You must revoke your AKC registration at once, half-breed!


Posted By: TnaWUlirG

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 582
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

adam - Don't mock the TnaWUlirG...or I shall expose your super-sized secret to the world!


Posted By: Yellow Dog

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 580
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

FedEx Guy - We are uncharted and we get our data from the sky. We have talked to your people many times and they still have trouble finding us. We are well hidden.

AKC - I am 100% original and don't you forget it. If you excuse me I must now go chase a cat down the hill.


Posted By: Doooooooooooooooood

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 577
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

It's some cute when 13 year olds play on the computer, isn't it?


Posted By: TnaWUlirG

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 574
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

Dooooooooood - We were 13 before you were even born! LOL


Posted By: Grey Squirrel

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 570
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

This communication has been compromised by a baffoon. Change channels.


Posted By: bud

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 566
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

you over-the-hillers ever heard of IM or email? it's this new way we youngsters have of communicating. you should try it.


Posted By: TnaWUlriG

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 563
RE: To: Gray Squirrel

Sorry there little buddy, but Gray Squirrel's CB radio is in the shop and his homing pigeon is preggers.


Posted By: TnaWUlriG

Posted On: Oct 28, 2005
Views: 561
RE: RE: RE: RE: To: Gray Squirrel

Remember the good ole'days, like the days of 1975?

Cost of a new home: $42,600.00
Cost of a new car: $
Median Household Income: $11,800.00
Cost of a first-class stamp: $0.10 ($0.13 as of 12/31/75)
Cost of a gallon of regular gas: $0.57
Cost of a dozen eggs: $0.77
Cost of a gallon of Milk: $1.57


 

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