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Posted By: shan

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 719
just flew

i just flew last night and it sucked. flight delayed 1 hour. had connecting flight that was holding the flight all because of me (it was the last flight of the night). so i got the last seat on the flight, had to check my bag, had to sit between 2 guys and one was fat and eating a huge salad. the fat guy was using the arm rest and i had to lean toward the other guy to get away from the smell and site of fat guy dipping his salad in ranch (not pouring ranch on salad). then fat guy orders 2 glasses of wine at the same time, twice. he also pulled out a newspaper which is very space consuming. aaaaaaahhhh. 2 hour flight from hell! i hate you fat guy!


Posted By: MacMan

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 717
RE: just flew

get a mac already!


Posted By: snip the tip

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 711
RE: just flew

2 hours? that's easy no matter what the circumstance is compared to 14+ hours of cramped hell.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 703
RE: just flew

its times like those that i wish i had horrible gas


Posted By: Gary

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 694
RE: just flew

that would be awesome. there have been times at work when I swear if I was in a plane the fumes would have filled up all of economy class


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 685
RE: just flew

OMG you are the most disgusting pig ever! I am gagging just from thought. god damn you sick bastard. I hope you **** your pants next time you try to pull that crap.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Nov 14, 2005
Views: 681
RE: just flew

Oh...thats a bad one. If you got searing gas pains and are sitting next to a really cute single girl. Try to hold it in so you dont look stupid but it hurts so bad, that after a long flight you will die if you dont. so what do you do?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Nov 15, 2005
Views: 678
RE: just flew

ive had that happen...sometimes i just let out a little so it makes a small screeching noise..and ill look at her and say, "Did u say something?"

if it smells ill look at her and go, "Yeah, it was me."


 

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