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Posted By: Funny Code Name Here

Posted On: Nov 21, 2005
Views: 607
birthday band

If a birthday band plays in the middle of nowhere and there is no birthday person to hear them play are they still a birthday band?

YES!

But only on February 29 when the moon is full and tigers eat salads with extra ranch dressing to the beat of weasels playing the steel drums while high in Jamaica. If it is a rabbit eating a gazelle then that is just plain wrong!


Posted By: TnaWUlrig

Posted On: Nov 21, 2005
Views: 602
RE: birthday band

The calibar of the notions will rake the top two levels off of the Christmas tree, making the rabbits jump for joy and sing lovely birthday tunes for the savior on December 25. Santa will cry in the corner, because nobody even knows when his birthday is...the Easter Bunny will show up and throw rotten eggs at Santa, yelling things at him like, "Take that you Red Bastard!"

Elvira and Uncle Sam will come save the day with cleavage and big hats, and all will be well again.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Nov 21, 2005
Views: 593
RE: birthday band

you are stupid...and yes, i know who you are


Posted By: TnaWUlrig

Posted On: Nov 21, 2005
Views: 576
RE: birthday band

Uncle Sam is going to chop off your coffee table legs for calling me stupid!


Posted By: Funny Code Name Here

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 571
RE: birthday band

LOL TnaWUlrig now u get the idea i wanted to start a thread of randomness! thanx

ne1 else?

adam... o really who am i?????????


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 566
RE: birthday band

adam doesnt know who you are. he is talking out his ass again. he cant even boil water let alone track people on this board.


Posted By: TnaWUlirG

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 563
RE: birthday band

Last night it was the fantastic assembly of the masterminds...an arena full of sweaty men in tights...a beautiful sight...amazingly enough, the audience was full of tough guys that came to cheer on the best in the country. Is it weird when men, real men, show up to watch two men in "singlets" grabbing each other's asses? Boys drove four hours from Kansas to watch...boys drove two hours to watch...I left the office early to watch, but I am a girl...would I have shown up to watch two women down on the mat? Hell no!



Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 562
RE: birthday band

BTW...adam meant he knew who I was...


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 559
RE: birthday band

lol i guess that settles that


Posted By: Funny Code Name Here

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 556
RE: birthday band

OMG LOL TnaWUlrig is GirlUwant backwards...
i didnt see that b4... sorry adam


Posted By: green

Posted On: Nov 22, 2005
Views: 554
RE: birthday band

how did you not see that??


Posted By: ttt

Posted On: Nov 23, 2005
Views: 545
RE: birthday band

um... tard?


Posted By: CDC

Posted On: Nov 23, 2005
Views: 537
RE: birthday band

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield.

adam, go see a doctor. NOW! run dont walk!!!!!!


 

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