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| Posted By: Group X rocks Posted On: Dec 5, 2005 Views: 695 | Change yourself If you could change one thing about your self, what would you change? I'd get rid of my sex drive. I mean, think about it. You wouldn't miss it when it was gone, you would be able to think much more clearly and focus more easily, you could have platonic friendships with women, you'd have WAAAYY more time on your hands, and you could actually use the computer for constructive purposes. If you wanted to go all out, you could chop your balls off all together, no sense carrying around the extra baggage. |
| Posted By: old man Posted On: Dec 5, 2005 Views: 684 | RE: Change yourself Give yourself a few years, that problem will take care of itself. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Dec 5, 2005 Views: 678 | RE: Change yourself or just try to look like me. I dont have any problem with chicks taking up any of my time and I masterbate 6 times a day so I dont have any urges. |
| Posted By: theo crack hoe Posted On: Dec 5, 2005 Views: 676 | RE: Change yourself That is the dumbest thing I've heard on the message board so far. Why not just kill yourself? You won't miss living when you're dead. |
| Posted By: vixy Posted On: Dec 5, 2005 Views: 669 | RE: Change yourself group x does rock, bish! put down the oreo crackers and stop doing the saix! lol |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Dec 6, 2005 Views: 657 | RE: Change yourself What? No more sex? What fun would that be? Are you nuts? I say, MORE sex! |
| Posted By: theo Posted On: Dec 6, 2005 Views: 653 | RE: Change yourself Speaking of sex, since when did going down on a woman or sucking dick become acceptable and even expected behavior? It's totally disgusting and I urge people to think for themselves and not be influenced by the media and movies. And don't get me started on anal... |
| Posted By: Sallyho Posted On: Dec 6, 2005 Views: 648 | RE: Change yourself theo theo theo, spoken like a true oral-virgin! and don't make me get you started on anal! -LoL |
| Posted By: theo Posted On: Dec 6, 2005 Views: 637 | RE: Change yourself i never said i was an oral virgin. i just said that i don't want anyone else doing it to me and i dont want to give it to anyone else. |
| Posted By: Rox Posted On: Dec 7, 2005 Views: 632 | RE: Change yourself whoever sucked your dick must have been really bad at it then theo. and she must have tasted horrible too. nothing like a good BJ. sometimes, ladies don't taste so great down there. to get past this, try taking a hot soapy shower together beforehand... she'll taste better for you. |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Dec 7, 2005 Views: 630 | RE: Change yourself Im told that if you eat a load of Jaffa Cakes TM(you have these in america?)your love-juice will taste much nicer! perhaps you should persuade you bf to eat some Theo. |
| Posted By: fdgadfasdf Posted On: Dec 7, 2005 Views: 617 | RE: Change yourself "What? No more sex? What fun would that be? Are you nuts?" You wouldn't miss sex if your sex drive was gone. Did you know that the average American thinks about sex every seven seconds? Think of all the waste time that could be put to better use! Of course, none of this will matter in a few decades, when we all will merge our consiousness(sp) with quantum computers, and become immortal beings of pure information. |
| Posted By: theo Posted On: Dec 7, 2005 Views: 615 | RE: Change yourself "whoever sucked your dick must have been really bad at it then theo" nobody else has ever sucked my dick |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Dec 9, 2005 Views: 595 | RE: Change yourself "nobody else"...does this mean that you can do that yourself? WOW I have heard that pineapple juice makes a dude's stuff taste better... theo - how old are you? You have much to learn...oral rocks |