Well, CT is back, and it's just like before. Vote for the 2 shiniest captions you see! [49 votes total]
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MAL:"This is a 44-magnum, with full barrel auto-lock, and a smooth shaft for extra comfort and sexiness; it is also equipped with a hairpin trigger mechanism, and the entire gun is hinted with a delicate orange flavour..." (4) |
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Mal (to Simon): "Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?" (5) |
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On occasion, Mal still wondered if YoSaffBridge had kept her promise not to tell anyone how easily she had gotten his pistol out of his holster. (3) |
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"Now Doc, I warned you what would happen if you got Kaylee in trouble. Down the aisle or out the airlock, your choice." (14) |
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Is this a pistol which I see before me, [...] A pistol of the mind, a false creation, [...] As this which now I draw. (13) |
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Mal admired his gun, then realized it was melting in his hand. Mal (in his head): Hmm... chocolate. (1) |
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The captain pauses a moment to admire his reflection... (6) |
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Mal pondered the age old question of "if it were up your arse would you know?" (3) |
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