...instead pick 2 captions you like best! [55 votes total]
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Zoe (hitchin' her pants): "Inara, when the Capt'ns not here I'm in charge, an......d, these pants..., are really..., tight." (14) |
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Zoe: "So, you think you can just try to steal my man?" Inara: "Uhh, I said 'Wanna duck?' They were on sale on Persephonne and I thought he would like to juggle some." Zoe: "Oh, that makes sense. Sorry" (9) |
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ZOE: Except for me and Wash, this is a no-'ship ship. Got it? INARA: Yes, sir. (8) |
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ZOE: For the last time, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma? SIMON: Yes, ma'am. (8) |
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Zoe: Husband? how drunk DID you get last night? (16) |
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