What would do at thanksgiving for $500? (No, you can't ever admit why you did it) [3112 votes total]
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Lick the turkey all over (247) |
8% |
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Spray paint 'Turkey Killer' on your host's front door (142) |
5% |
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Bring a drunk porn star as a date (245) |
8% |
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Step on a stink bomb in the kitchen (150) |
5% |
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Steal all the remote controls in the house (521) |
17% |
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Urinate in the freezer (47) |
2% |
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Leave an Upper Decker (poop in the toilet tank) (132) |
4% |
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Don't say anything except accusations at people for farting (151) |
5% |
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Vomit on purpose on the tv (50) |
2% |
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Get in the host's bed and demand to be served there (165) |
5% |
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Go around serving people sweet potatoes using your hand as a spoon and their heads as the plates (58) |
2% |
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Grab both legs off the turkey and open the front door and throw them out on the lawn (171) |
5% |
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Show your butt to the table (92) |
3% |
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Keep one finger in your nose the whole time (106) |
3% |
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Say "What? Speak up!" after everything anyone says even if they're yelling it. (242) |
8% |
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Say, 'Oops!' And then get up and push a lamp off a table. (141) |
5% |
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Light a joint at the table (198) |
6% |
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None of the above! Uch! (123) |
4% |
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Whatever. This sucks turkey balls. (131) |
4% |