$500 Thanksgiving
What would do at thanksgiving for $500? (No, you can't ever admit why you did it) [2963 votes total]

Lick the turkey all over (237) 8%
Spray paint 'Turkey Killer' on your host's front door (139) 5%
Bring a drunk porn star as a date (232) 8%
Step on a stink bomb in the kitchen (143) 5%
Steal all the remote controls in the house (499) 17%
Urinate in the freezer (43) 1%
Leave an Upper Decker (poop in the toilet tank) (123) 4%
Don't say anything except accusations at people for farting (147) 5%
Vomit on purpose on the tv (49) 2%
Get in the host's bed and demand to be served there (155) 5%
Go around serving people sweet potatoes using your hand as a spoon and their heads as the plates (55) 2%
Grab both legs off the turkey and open the front door and throw them out on the lawn (164) 6%
Show your butt to the table (85) 3%
Keep one finger in your nose the whole time (99) 3%
Say "What? Speak up!" after everything anyone says even if they're yelling it. (229) 8%
Say, 'Oops!' And then get up and push a lamp off a table. (133) 4%
Light a joint at the table (190) 6%
None of the above! Uch! (114) 4%
Whatever. This sucks turkey balls. (127) 4%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 43 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
Buy A New TV!538NoBamaNov 24, 2008
JOintS ARe GoOd FoR SmoKinG268jo mammaNov 25, 2006
hate to admit it368impersonatorNov 25, 2006
dead board.....6124impersonatorNov 22, 2006
MDP2P, need a little help....184impersonatorNov 20, 2006
Where my mony0100Tim CruudzzNov 20, 2006
happy thanksgiving1103NedNov 19, 2006
the lamp2110weezeNov 19, 2006
Am I alone on this?8223VodkaChildNov 19, 2006
Remote Stealing2145Remote StealerNov 19, 2006
dude2143the johnNov 19, 2006
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