$500 Thanksgiving
What would do at thanksgiving for $500? (No, you can't ever admit why you did it) [3112 votes total]

Lick the turkey all over (247)
 8%
Spray paint 'Turkey Killer' on your host's front door (142)
 5%
Bring a drunk porn star as a date (245)
 8%
Step on a stink bomb in the kitchen (150)
 5%
Steal all the remote controls in the house (521)
 17%
Urinate in the freezer (47)
 2%
Leave an Upper Decker (poop in the toilet tank) (132)
 4%
Don't say anything except accusations at people for farting (151)
 5%
Vomit on purpose on the tv (50)
 2%
Get in the host's bed and demand to be served there (165)
 5%
Go around serving people sweet potatoes using your hand as a spoon and their heads as the plates (58)
 2%
Grab both legs off the turkey and open the front door and throw them out on the lawn (171)
 5%
Show your butt to the table (92)
 3%
Keep one finger in your nose the whole time (106)
 3%
Say "What? Speak up!" after everything anyone says even if they're yelling it. (242)
 8%
Say, 'Oops!' And then get up and push a lamp off a table. (141)
 5%
Light a joint at the table (198)
 6%
None of the above! Uch! (123)
 4%
Whatever. This sucks turkey balls. (131)
 4%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 45 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
Buy A New TV!5489NoBamaNov 24, 2008
JOintS ARe GoOd FoR SmoKinG3531jo mammaNov 25, 2006
hate to admit it3498impersonatorNov 25, 2006
dead board.....6595impersonatorNov 22, 2006
MDP2P, need a little help....1590impersonatorNov 20, 2006
Where my mony0597Tim CruudzzNov 20, 2006
happy thanksgiving1566NedNov 19, 2006
the lamp2615weezeNov 19, 2006
Am I alone on this?8642VodkaChildNov 19, 2006
Remote Stealing3628Remote StealerNov 19, 2006
dude2603the johnNov 19, 2006
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