...and you vote for the 2 funnniest punch lines! [30 votes total]
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SIMON: The book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious. (4) |
13% |
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Book: Wow...Jayne's Bible is quite...colourful. (5) |
17% |
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BOOK (reading): The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. SIMON: So the Special Hell is no deeper, then. KAYLEE (thinking): Picky, picky, picky. (1) |
3% |
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Simon and Book learned a valuable lesson that day: however engrossing a girl's diary is, you must pay at least some attention to your surroundings. (11) |
37% |
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KAYLEE: Show him, Preacher; it says so right there: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man, as the furrow to the plough, and he shall work in her..." SIMON: Oh God! I can't know that! JAYNE (OS): I could stand to hear a little mo (5) |
17% |
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Book: Yep, it says right here, it's all fun and games 'till someone looses an eye. Simon: Well Mal lost his ear does that count? (4) |
13% |