Hey Ladies! Which of these "secrets" do you agree with? [4146 votes total]
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The word yummy never turns us on -- especially when it's used to describe anything other than food. (204) |
 5% |
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We don't want to hear the sound of you brushing your teeth and going to the bathroom at the same time. (224) |
5% |
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Hybrid cars are sexy. Walking six blocks to avoid paying a valet is not. (169) |
4% |
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We want dessert. We want you to order dessert. What we don't want is for you to ask us if we want dessert. (158) |
4% |
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If we love you, there is nothing so filthy that you can't say it in bed. (159) |
4% |
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When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it's a good idea to tell us that she's fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them. (207) |
5% |
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All women love to be referred to as "m'lady." As in, "Would you like another beer, m'lady?" (75) |
2% |
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Sorry, but we're actually all not "a little gay." (181) |
4% |
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It's always, always better to go commando than to show up in tighty-whiteys. (150) |
4% |
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Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you. (97) |
2% |
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Sometimes the answer to the question "Is something wrong" is really no. (290) |
7% |
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When women say they don't fantasize about other men, they're lying. (244) |
6% |
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When we say we don't fantasize about any other women, we're lying then, too. (161) |
4% |
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You say: "I'm intense." We hear: "I'm a psycho." (194) |
5% |
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Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, rich, or sexy. They look as if they should be holding a cane or following a dog. (331) |
8% |
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Don't go running in fear or in search of the fire extinguisher every time we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result. (267) |
6% |
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Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we're mentally tickled to the point of laughter. (205) |
5% |
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We love it when you try. (343) |
8% |
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Please don't wear jewelry. Of any kind. Ever. Just smell good and change your underwear once in a while. You are wearing underwear, aren't you? (209) |
5% |
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All women like getting paid for sex. (35) |
1% |
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When we start dating you and we're "holding out," the amount of time we wait has nothing to do with virtue; we're hoping to lose ten pounds before you see us naked for the first time. (153) |
4% |
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Whatever! Now you're plagerizing polls?! Lame! (32) |
1% |
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You don't even know how to spell "plagiarizing"! (58) |
1% |