What is the wet, naked rugby player doing? [25 votes total]
 
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He's doing precisely what the photographer told him to do...pervert! (8) | 
 32% | 
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Isn't it obvious? He's using the statue to pleasure himself for my amusement! (9) | 
 36% | 
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He's doing calculus in his head. (2) | 
 8% | 
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He's regretting he agreed to do this to pay off his student loans. (5) | 
 20% | 
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He's thinking of me of course! (1) | 
 4% |