What would make Santa most uncool? [622 votes total]
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Instead of coming down chimney he smashes through front window like SWAT guy (19) |
 3% |
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He takes the tree and throws it out on your lawn then sets it on fire (6) |
1% |
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Instead of riding a sleigh he drives a flying Ford Pinto with no muffler and does donuts on your roof (35) |
6% |
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He only delivers gifts he stole from your neighbors lawn including shrubs and crap (16) |
3% |
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Instead of drinking milk and eating cookies-- he leaves an upper decker in your toilet tank (69) |
11% |
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He breaks your stove and and steals all your tools (14) |
2% |
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Your present is an egg fart on your head as you sleep. (81) |
13% |
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Instead of Santa suit he wears a one piece tight leather outfit and tracks mud all over the house (17) |
3% |
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He lets the reindeer in the house and blows an airhorn at them (19) |
3% |
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He leaves a basket of dead squirrels under the tree (36) |
6% |
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He stands on your lawn and broadcasts your secrets with a blow horn (42) |
7% |
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He urinates on the tree and sets your couch on fire (48) |
8% |
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He gets in your bed soaking wet and tells you how much he likes to luxuriate (36) |
6% |
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He cooks delicious food in your house and then throws it in the toilet (3) |
0% |
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None of the above! Don't mess with Santa! (76) |
12% |
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This poll sucks mistletoe turd. (105) |
17% |