Uncool Santa
What would make Santa most uncool? [622 votes total]

Instead of coming down chimney he smashes through front window like SWAT guy (19)
 3%
He takes the tree and throws it out on your lawn then sets it on fire (6)
 1%
Instead of riding a sleigh he drives a flying Ford Pinto with no muffler and does donuts on your roof (35)
 6%
He only delivers gifts he stole from your neighbors lawn including shrubs and crap (16)
 3%
Instead of drinking milk and eating cookies-- he leaves an upper decker in your toilet tank (69)
 11%
He breaks your stove and and steals all your tools (14)
 2%
Your present is an egg fart on your head as you sleep. (81)
 13%
Instead of Santa suit he wears a one piece tight leather outfit and tracks mud all over the house (17)
 3%
He lets the reindeer in the house and blows an airhorn at them (19)
 3%
He leaves a basket of dead squirrels under the tree (36)
 6%
He stands on your lawn and broadcasts your secrets with a blow horn (42)
 7%
He urinates on the tree and sets your couch on fire (48)
 8%
He gets in your bed soaking wet and tells you how much he likes to luxuriate (36)
 6%
He cooks delicious food in your house and then throws it in the toilet (3)
None of the above! Don't mess with Santa! (76)
 12%
This poll sucks mistletoe turd. (105)
 17%


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