Check which things you would like to do at a crowded salad bar for $250.. [1274 votes total]
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Yell, 'Think fast!' Then throw a whole bowl of chopped egg at some family eating dinner. (99) |
 8% |
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Taste all the dressings by sipping from the ladle like a chef tasting soup. (156) |
12% |
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When the person in front of you picks something for their plate-- snatch it off their plate and put it back. Then shake your fist at them and say, 'Wrong, stupid! Try again!.' (121) |
9% |
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Make a salad bar angel while singing Salad Back to the tune of Sexy Back. (66) |
5% |
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Stand at the end of the salad bar like you're the dressing pourer guy and say like, "What kind of dressing would you like?" to the customer and if someone says "French." Strut around pretending you're a french chicken then try and french kiss them. (61) |
5% |
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Ask someone to hold your plate then grab the whole bowl of lettuce and throw it at them. (96) |
8% |
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Stick your finger down your throat and make yourself throw up all over the lettuce. Have a conversation with yourself about how you promised you would never do that again. Then immediately do it again. (45) |
4% |
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Don't use the salad bar as your salad bar. Treat other people's salads as your salad bar. (94) |
7% |
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Dump all the beets and chickpeas down the back of your pants and call the manager over and tell him you had an accident. (62) |
5% |
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Shove the person in front of you by the back of their head and say, 'Ay! Take the celery! What do you think you're too good for celery? Take the f--kin celery!' Then shove their head again. (82) |
6% |
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What the hell? This poll is horrible! (125) |
10% |
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I can't believe I just had to read all that. (219) |
17% |
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Whatevs. (48) |
4% |