What would make the Super Bowl most more fun? (Multiple choice) [881 votes total]
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Cheerleaders for linebackers (37) |
4% |
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Helmets are worn on the feet (23) |
3% |
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Everyone has to play with their nutsack exposed (68) |
8% |
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Make diarrhea on field. 2 points. (26) |
3% |
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Fumble the ball and a sponsor gets to put their product or logo in the fumblers butt. (38) |
4% |
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Only one time-out per game. And during that time-out is a dance time-out. (70) |
8% |
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Taser use permitted. (73) |
8% |
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Quarterbacks play in a car with no windshield. (21) |
2% |
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If you handoff to a runningback you gotta handoff to him 20 times in a row no matter what. (12) |
1% |
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All endzone touchdown celebrations have to involve the football and a sex act. (70) |
8% |
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First one to score 100 points wins. (40) |
5% |
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Announcers get to and have to curse. (158) |
18% |
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The only penalty is 'touching'. (16) |
2% |
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Make the whole game 15 minutes long. (76) |
9% |
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Commercials are anti-commercials spreading rumors about competitors. (81) |
9% |
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All of the above (16) |
2% |
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None of the above (26) |
3% |
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Pass... (get it?) (30) |
3% |