What would improve the Oscars the most? [808 votes total]
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Random loser has to make acceptance speech for the winner. (48) |
6% |
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Room filled with 1000 cats. (62) |
8% |
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Any communication is via burpspeak. (10) |
1% |
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Whole show is replaced by DWI demolition derby. (42) |
5% |
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Dead parrot hosts. (8) |
1% |
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Winner has choice... spit in air and catch in mouth or Oscar gets dunked in the toilet. (9) |
1% |
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Winners have to crawl up on stage while making donkey noise. (24) |
3% |
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Everyone has to somehow incorporate 'trouser trout' into their speech. (51) |
6% |
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Red carpet gets yanked up while everyone is on it. (70) |
9% |
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Not allowed to applaud. Only boo. (31) |
4% |
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Pants around ankles or dress over head during acceptance speeches. (50) |
6% |
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Angelina and Aniston have a cage match fight and just get it over with. (132) |
16% |
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Orchestra comes up super loud over speeches after 5 seconds. (72) |
9% |
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Red laser pointers handed out to everyone. (106) |
13% |
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Whatever. This poll sucks. (24) |
3% |
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Oscars suck. (59) |
7% |
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You suck. I suck. We all suck. (10) |
1% |