...and then you choose the THREE best captions! [38 votes total]
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MAL: Advice from an old tracker: If you want to find your contact lense, use your eyes. (4) |
11% |
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MAL: "Pssst, Simon and River, as long as you stay quiet the purple-bellies will never find you. See, they'll check under the placemats; but this grid, never." (6) |
16% |
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Jayne thought it would be Hi-larious to super glue Mal to the deck (4) |
11% |
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Yep. Nothin' quite like a good pub crawl. (3) |
8% |
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They told him not to kiss 'em on the mouth, but you know Mal he just can't help himself. (1) |
3% |
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Milk was a bad choice... (4) |
11% |
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Hey! I can see my bunk from here! (2) |
5% |
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Some were floored by Nathan's attempt at a mind meld with a piece of metal, others found it grating. (5) |
13% |
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Inside Mal's head: "I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal!" (2) |
5% |
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Mal(to self):"Oh yeah...you're a dirty girl aren't you? Yes you are...cleaning yourself with that sponge..." INARA(os):"What the...?!?!?!" (7) |
18% |