We scanned him for signs of intelligence...they came back negative.
However, you're jing zi! So vote for the 2 best captions! [30 votes total]

Mal: No Jayne. It's not about breasts. Jayne: Well, maybe not, but I'll still be in my bunk. (3)
 10%
Wash: Whoa. No. No. Honey...you show them the bad. Zoe: All along here, that empty space in the stream, that's Beaver territory. (6)
 20%
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (4)
 13%
Even with Simon's electron microscope, it was hard to find what was left of Crow after he went thru the engine. (3)
 10%
Wash: Badger said the loot was on this derelict ship on LV426. Sure we can trust him? Mal: Probably not, but what's the worst that can happen? (8)
 27%
JAYNE: Hwoon dan! This is the worst ruttin' video game ever!!! WASH: That's a topographical dispaly, you oaf. JAYNE: *thinks for a moment* Huh. So how do you win? (6)
 20%


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