Oh right, choose the best 3 quotes! [36 votes total]
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JAYNE: But what if Dobson escapes? Why don't you just shoot him? MAL: I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death. JAYNE: Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun (6) |
17% |
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JAYNE: Mal, right? (4) |
11% |
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Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head. Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off! Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider... ZOE: Looks like some kind of blue glowy thing. MAL: Blue glowy thing? That's even worse than a spider! (3) |
8% |
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Jayne: So, how'd she get here again? Mal: I said she hitched. Jayne: Seems to hitch a lot if you know what I mean. (1) |
3% |
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Jayne: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spork. Mal: Spock. Jayne: spork! Zoe (thinking): And for this I'm missing "Leave it to Reaver?" (2) |
6% |
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Jayne: ...and THATS why I never kiss 'em on the mouth. (8) |
22% |
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Jayne (reading Mal's shirt): "Your...vil..VILLAGE...called, their idiot is....missing...HA! HAHAHAHA!" *beat* "...wait a minute......" (3) |
8% |
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Zoe: Anybody pulls his finger and they go out the airlock. Dong ma? (6) |
17% |
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Jayne: "So you msde yourself Captain. Big deal. What you think you got I ain't?" Zoe: "Good looks, good taste in pilots, semblance of intelligence. I could go on." (3) |
8% |