Jaw-dropping man-ape gone out to lunch...
Pick the 3 most (in)appropriate captions! [46 votes total]

Simon (to Kaylee): "You're WHAT?!!!" (7)
 15%
SIMON: Jayne, I really don't want to know how you got that up there. River, can you hand me the forceps? (2)
 4%
Ok, now everybody touch your ears. Gotcha! I didn't say "Simon Says." (6)
 13%
"The Babel Fish is small,yellow,leech-like and enables me to understand every language in the universe----all except for this Fox exec!!!!! (2)
 4%
Kaylee showed the good Doctor that, indeed, the male brain can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate, erm, 'vacuuming systems.' (12)
 26%
KAYLEE (OS): Highly skilled surgeon who can't follow instructions for a simple universal salute? I'm beginning to have my doubts. (1)
 2%
Among Simon's many near miraculous talents for alienating folks, showing his ear wax to a girl ranked pretty high. (7)
 15%
Simon: "The hammer is your WHAT?" (5)
 11%
Simon: You use a post holer for what now, Kaylee? (4)
 9%


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