The Alliance insists you pick the two best entries! [20 votes total]
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When Jayne said, " Let's moon 'em," Simon and River thought he meant The Alliance. (5) |
25% |
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Simon: As god is my witness I thought turkeys could fly. (4) |
20% |
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Simon: So this really IS the crappy planet where I get a statue. River: Those eyes! They follow me! (3) |
15% |
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Simon: Does that look like a hangnail to you? River: You can't hang a nail. Alliance law outlawed hanging in favor of firing squads. (4) |
20% |
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When Wash said they juggled geese here, he didn't mention they did it on a tightrope. (4) |
20% |
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RIVER: What are those things crawling out of her nose? Spaceballs?! SIMON: Oh Shit, there goes the planet! (0) |
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