What would you do at Thanksgiving for $385? [985 votes total]
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Lick the turkey all over (49) |
5% |
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Spray paint 'Turkey Killer' on your host's front door (19) |
2% |
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Leave an Upper Decker (poop in the toilet tank) (34) |
3% |
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Bring a drunk porn star as a date (43) |
4% |
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Vomit on purpose on the tv (9) |
1% |
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Step on a stink bomb in the kitchen (24) |
2% |
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Urinate in the freezer (14) |
1% |
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Don't say anything except accusations at people for farting (34) |
3% |
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Steal all the remote controls in the house (81) |
8% |
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Get in the host's bed and demand to be served there (24) |
2% |
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Go around serving people sweet potatoes using your hand as a spoon and guest's heads as the plates (12) |
1% |
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Grab both legs off the turkey and open the front door and throw them out on the lawn (25) |
3% |
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Show your butt to the table (21) |
2% |
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Keep one finger in your nose the whole time (18) |
2% |
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Say "What? Speak up!" after everything anyone says even if they're yelling it. (41) |
4% |
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Say, 'Oops!!!' And then get up and push a lamp off a table. (21) |
2% |
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Light a joint at the table (36) |
4% |
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Drop the turkey on the floor and then put your foot on it.. (13) |
1% |
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Spill a full glass red wine on the carpet. Then later that night do it again. (19) |
2% |
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Steal the host's tv remote controls and their car keys. (39) |
4% |
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Boycott utensils. Including serving utensils. (25) |
3% |
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Wear tighty whities and a bra outside of your clothes. (16) |
2% |
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Don't speak at all. All night. Not even hello or goodbye. (31) |
3% |
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Anytime someone tries to tell a story interrupt say 'we've all heard that story' and change the subject.. (35) |
4% |
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Every 5 minutes insist that it's snowing. (48) |
5% |
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Interrupt every story by yawning and saying, 'Speed it up... what's the point!?' (41) |
4% |
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Wear a T-Shirt that says 'Big Wang Here!' with an arrow pointing down. (37) |
4% |
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Do a stinkbomb in the kitchen. (23) |
2% |
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Chop down the tree in the front yard. (17) |
2% |
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Go into the host's medicine cabinet in their bedroom. Take all the meds out. And go downstairs and ask what each one is for. (12) |
1% |
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Do donuts with the host's car all over the neighbors yard. (17) |
2% |
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Ask to see someone's cellphone. Then bring it to the bathroom and throw it in the toilet. (9) |
1% |
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Say, 'Oops!!!' And then dump a full glass of wine on their dog. (14) |
1% |
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Start a food fight starting with the whole turkey. (4) |
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Insist you can't hear anything twice a minute all night. (25) |
3% |
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None of the above! (26) |
3% |
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All of the above! I dislike everyone! (29) |
3% |