Two gorram thieves walk into a bar...
and steal the best caption in the 'verse! (Vote for your TWO favorites!) [35 votes total]

Mal, you sure this is the right way to Comic Con? (2)
 6%
Jayne: Are you sure all four got their "Monthly visitor" at the same time? Mal: They tied up Simon for running out of Midol and I haven't seen Book or Wash since dawn. Jayne: I'd rather have a gorram Reaver attack than this. (10)
 29%
Jayne: Is it Reavers? Mal: Worse. Fanboys. You got those grenades? (8)
 23%
JAYNE: What the smurf are they doing in this century? MAL: I don't know, but if it's blue, shoot it. (5)
 14%
Jayne: Ahhh, what's up Cap? Mal: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin' weavers. (5)
 14%
Jayne: uhhh.... Open, says me!?! Mal: Jayne, I think you mean... *whiiirrrzzz-kuchhisszzz* Mal: hunh, I stand corrected. (5)
 14%


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