...we chose the two (2) best captions!!! [18 votes total]
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Mal: "New plan. We grab the laser, hop in that phone booth, go back in time 10 minutes, free and clear, easy peasy." Saffron: "Booth? Time? Huh?" (4) |
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I'll replace the gun with these flowers and no one will notice, God I'm smart! (5) |
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As any well trained museum professional knows, one does not mix live flowers with artifacts! And don't get me started on their lack of gloves! (2) |
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Mal: So this is your family heirloom? Saffron: Sure is. My Daddy carried it at my first shotgun wedding, and my second, and my third, and... (6) |
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Mal: Not to worry. I'm a Seventh-Level Flower-User. YoSaffBridge (to self): And I'm a Right Sneaky Eye-Roller (0) |
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Mal: Well, go se. It's just a Lassiter-shaped beacon. Hey...does that mean it's time for the spankings? YSB: In your lowly, pathetic dreams. (1) |
6% |