Vote for your 2 favorites! [15 votes total]
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"Doc, your moon brained sister glued my hand to my crotch" "No,she glued your hand. What happened after that is on you." (8) |
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Jayne: "Doc, this gonna hurt?!" Simon: "Just a tiny prick." Jayne: "Well, yeah, I know. But the needle, is it gonna hurt?!" (3) |
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Simon: "I can't find my small needles, so this huge one will have to do." Kaylee: "Shepherd, did you.....? Book: "I'll put 'em back tomorrow. Lord knows we need a laugh now and then!" (0) |
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There once was a man named Jayne, who told the good Doc of his pain. When Jayne started cryin', the Doc said, "I'm not lyin', but I'm gonna have fun finding a vein!" (1) |
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Jayne: Oh crap Doc. My John Thomas did pop off. Simon: I warned you about all that time in your bunk. (3) |
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