You just started dating Lance and he asked you to babysit his ferret while he runs to the gym. He leaves and you bend down to pick it up. THE FERRATE TAKES A BITE OUT OF YOUR HAND! You franticly slam the frickin' thing into the wall- knocking it unconscio [47 votes total]
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Tell Lance his ferret was possessed by Satan! (10) |
21% |
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Call Lance and tell him to come home, There's been an accident. (16) |
34% |
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High tail it to the vet! (9) |
19% |
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Tell him, "Oh! He's just sleeping." (12) |
26% |