American Idol Conspiracy Theories
How the hell is no-talent Carmen still stinking up my TV every week? [15 votes total]

Her Mormon underpants protect her from harm (3)
 20%
She's a necessary part of the program as Clay's beard (0)
 0%
Goats have access to telephones and believe she is their leader (0)
 0%
Americans are dumber than even the French think we are (0)
 0%
Vanessa Olivarez is off in a secret hideaway, voting for Carmen and laughing maniacally (4)
 27%
Carmen's eerie resemblance to a blowup doll is garnering votes from hard-up teenage boys (1)
 7%
She knows Juanita AND cares about the chirren (2)
 13%
Fox is the second gunman on the grassy knoll. I cry conspiracy! (0)
 0%
The terrorists have won (3)
 20%
What do you mean? She has a wonderful voice! (2)
 13%


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