How the hell is no-talent Carmen still stinking up my TV every week? [15 votes total]
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Her Mormon underpants protect her from harm (3) |
20% |
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She's a necessary part of the program as Clay's beard (0) |
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Goats have access to telephones and believe she is their leader (0) |
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Americans are dumber than even the French think we are (0) |
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Vanessa Olivarez is off in a secret hideaway, voting for Carmen and laughing maniacally (4) |
27% |
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Carmen's eerie resemblance to a blowup doll is garnering votes from hard-up teenage boys (1) |
7% |
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She knows Juanita AND cares about the chirren (2) |
13% |
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Fox is the second gunman on the grassy knoll. I cry conspiracy! (0) |
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The terrorists have won (3) |
20% |
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What do you mean? She has a wonderful voice! (2) |
13% |