For $410 what would you do at Thanksgiving? (you CAN'T ever say why you did it) [2165 votes total]
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Drop the turkey on the floor. (130) |
6% |
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Spill a full glass red wine on the carpet. Then later that night do it again. (86) |
4% |
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Steal the host's tv remote controls and their car keys. (211) |
10% |
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Bring a hired escort as an unannounced date. (217) |
10% |
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Boycott utensils. Including serving utensils. (67) |
3% |
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Stand up on your chair, turn around, bend over, and make a toast to the host with your buttcheeks like Jim Carrey. Ended with a real fart. (31) |
1% |
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Do the John Belushi 'See if you can guess... what I am now... ' funny. With stuffing. In someone's face. (33) |
2% |
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Wear tighty whities and a bra outside of your clothes. (36) |
2% |
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Don't speak at all. All night. Not even hello or goodbye. (131) |
6% |
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Anytime someone tries to tell a story interrupt say 'we've all heard that story' and change the subject.. (107) |
5% |
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Every 5 minutes insist that it's snowing. (391) |
18% |
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Any of the above. No problemo. (383) |
18% |
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None of the above. C'mon! (131) |
6% |
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This poll is dumb. (211) |
10% |