Which fake conspiracy is 100% truth? [1822 votes total]
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All of the above. (100) |
 5% |
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Milk triggers aging. If we never drank milk we'd all be babies. (32) |
 2% |
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Women have secret meetings to discuss the removal of men from the planet and/or new nail polish techniques. (187) |
 10% |
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Air is really water and water is air we're all walking on the bottom of the ocean. (29) |
 2% |
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Nocturnal animals are really just misunderstood insomniacs. (51) |
 3% |
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Missouri is planning to invade and occupy America in late-Feb or early March (34) |
 2% |
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The Radio Star's eldest son plans to take revenge kill and the Video Star. (92) |
 5% |
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If you tell enough lies it will eventually lead to the truth. And vice versa. (136) |
 7% |
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Microsoft will buy start buying used souls from the devil in 2006 (164) |
 9% |
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The Mars rover "Spirit" isn't broken it's just hiding and plotting to attack Opportunity because- there can be only one. (229) |
 13% |
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The next wave of attacks will be with weapons of miniscule destruction that will be noticeable only to ants. (36) |
 2% |
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A family size bag of doritos a day keeps the doctor away but the AMA keeps that secret. (66) |
 4% |
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The clouds are gathering in a cloudy townhall to discuss issues that are cloudy. (23) |
 1% |
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The letter 'H' is aryan. (41) |
 2% |
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Nonblinkers have x-ray vision. (25) |
 1% |
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The Greek Gods really do exist and boy o boy are they super pissed now. (158) |
 9% |
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Sock puppets are mind control devices. (107) |
 6% |
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This poll is stupido. (246) |
 14% |
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None of the below. (66) |
 4% |