How can football be most improved? [1510 votes total]
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Both teams play offense the whole time. (48) |
3% |
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Smokescreens, slime and sonic booms. (70) |
5% |
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Trapdoors galores. (142) |
9% |
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Monday night. Fluffernutter and flaming arrow night. (18) |
1% |
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Seat number lotteries for quarterbacks. (25) |
2% |
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Everyone has to play crawling and a tackle is when someone is forced to stand up. (19) |
1% |
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No more playing in domed stadiums. Only on top of domed stadiums. (49) |
3% |
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Rabid ferrets everywhere. (182) |
12% |
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The whole field is 10 yards long with the field goal on the 5. (15) |
1% |
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Players play in the stands. Crowd watches from the field. (39) |
3% |
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Football is covered in spikes. (82) |
5% |
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Everyone has to play on rollerstilts. (28) |
2% |
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Helmets get worn on the feet. Pants on head. (25) |
2% |
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Bookie vendors up and down the aisles. (52) |
3% |
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Instant replays have to be re-enacted. (165) |
11% |
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Cheerleaders get to swear with megaphones. (135) |
9% |
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The losing owner has to walk home.. regardless. (66) |
4% |
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The refs can only call penalties after the game is over. (27) |
2% |
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Dumb stupid poll again. (202) |
13% |
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All of the below. (121) |
8% |