Coolest Office
Which office thing would be most cool? [2091 votes total]

Naked Wednesdays (272)
 13%
Vodka tonic water cooler (294)
 14%
Iced floor and everyone skates around (77)
 4%
No ceiling and if it rains everyone goes home (146)
 7%
If company performs badly the CEO gets tarred and feathered (84)
 4%
Banjo lessons for 2 hours a day everyday (36)
 2%
You can call out sick and call out well (141)
 7%
3 dogs 3 cats 3 birds per office (57)
 3%
You can get conjugal visits from outsiders (122)
 6%
Promotions are determined by drawing straws (18)
 1%
Acting like a jerk gets you moved to the 'jerk floor' (174)
 8%
No skirts allowed below the knee (110)
 5%
The whole thing is filmed to be a reality show (40)
 2%
Weekly trivia contest winner gets four day weekend (208)
 10%
DoritoMan makes it rain doritos (36)
 2%
Office also doubles as a wine making place and you get to stomp grapes on breaks (18)
 1%
Monkeys play volleyball in the cafeteria (69)
 3%
All large machines can be driven around the office and there are traffic lights and accidents and stuff (68)
 3%
Everyone has to dress as the opposite sex (40)
 2%
Lose the big account. Spend an hour in the glass snake room while everyone watches and bangs on the glass (29)
 1%
None of the above (14)
 1%
This poll is soiled (38)
 2%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 232 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
naked wensdays0745sexyJun 7, 2004
deja vu0771cornelius_the_thirdApr 26, 2004
tarred and feathered7924zenApr 22, 2004
Movie reviews0747Alucard-=Apr 22, 2004
Steve from blues clues lives on!!91007alpha.OMEGAApr 22, 2004
Goodbye Friends9848DragonmasterApr 21, 2004
Opposite sex "man"161315JediamiaApr 21, 2004
Oh, snap!14886DragonmasterApr 21, 2004
Secure Anonyms4846Dr. ZhivagoApr 21, 2004
Is Dr. Zhivago really Omarosa?5791your mommaApr 20, 2004
Banjo lessons0806gilly3Apr 20, 2004
A bad day at the office for Dr. Zhivago14905your mommaApr 19, 2004
Villa Incognito162557MaestraApr 19, 2004
Wait a second Todd11939Nik AshmostApr 19, 2004
coughee1820bigajooApr 19, 2004
3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!281358BeerliquorApr 19, 2004
Random Topic #?14969AuroraApr 18, 2004
huh2912whatApr 18, 2004
RAIN!4839BakaKageApr 18, 2004
NO SKIRTS BELOW THE KNEES_______________________7896jigabooApr 18, 2004
Bring your wife to work9905Harry PillcrusherApr 18, 2004
What the???????371689DragonmasterApr 18, 2004
FIRST!2859CAPTAIN HOWDYApr 18, 2004