Coolest Office
Which office thing would be most cool? [2091 votes total]

Naked Wednesdays (272)
 13%
Vodka tonic water cooler (294)
 14%
Iced floor and everyone skates around (77)
 4%
No ceiling and if it rains everyone goes home (146)
 7%
If company performs badly the CEO gets tarred and feathered (84)
 4%
Banjo lessons for 2 hours a day everyday (36)
 2%
You can call out sick and call out well (141)
 7%
3 dogs 3 cats 3 birds per office (57)
 3%
You can get conjugal visits from outsiders (122)
 6%
Promotions are determined by drawing straws (18)
 1%
Acting like a jerk gets you moved to the 'jerk floor' (174)
 8%
No skirts allowed below the knee (110)
 5%
The whole thing is filmed to be a reality show (40)
 2%
Weekly trivia contest winner gets four day weekend (208)
 10%
DoritoMan makes it rain doritos (36)
 2%
Office also doubles as a wine making place and you get to stomp grapes on breaks (18)
 1%
Monkeys play volleyball in the cafeteria (69)
 3%
All large machines can be driven around the office and there are traffic lights and accidents and stuff (68)
 3%
Everyone has to dress as the opposite sex (40)
 2%
Lose the big account. Spend an hour in the glass snake room while everyone watches and bangs on the glass (29)
 1%
None of the above (14)
 1%
This poll is soiled (38)
 2%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 232 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
naked wensdays0651sexyJun 7, 2004
deja vu0663cornelius_the_thirdApr 26, 2004
tarred and feathered7828zenApr 22, 2004
Movie reviews0649Alucard-=Apr 22, 2004
Steve from blues clues lives on!!9898alpha.OMEGAApr 22, 2004
Goodbye Friends9751DragonmasterApr 21, 2004
Opposite sex "man"161153JediamiaApr 21, 2004
Oh, snap!14784DragonmasterApr 21, 2004
Secure Anonyms4706Dr. ZhivagoApr 21, 2004
Is Dr. Zhivago really Omarosa?5688your mommaApr 20, 2004
Banjo lessons0672gilly3Apr 20, 2004
A bad day at the office for Dr. Zhivago14811your mommaApr 19, 2004
Villa Incognito162398MaestraApr 19, 2004
Wait a second Todd11844Nik AshmostApr 19, 2004
coughee1668bigajooApr 19, 2004
3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!281196BeerliquorApr 19, 2004
Random Topic #?14881AuroraApr 18, 2004
huh2815whatApr 18, 2004
RAIN!4733BakaKageApr 18, 2004
NO SKIRTS BELOW THE KNEES_______________________7801jigabooApr 18, 2004
Bring your wife to work9813Harry PillcrusherApr 18, 2004
What the???????371517DragonmasterApr 18, 2004
FIRST!2762CAPTAIN HOWDYApr 18, 2004