Which office thing would be most cool? [2091 votes total]
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Naked Wednesdays (272) |
 13% |
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Vodka tonic water cooler (294) |
 14% |
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Iced floor and everyone skates around (77) |
 4% |
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No ceiling and if it rains everyone goes home (146) |
 7% |
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If company performs badly the CEO gets tarred and feathered (84) |
 4% |
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Banjo lessons for 2 hours a day everyday (36) |
 2% |
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You can call out sick and call out well (141) |
 7% |
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3 dogs 3 cats 3 birds per office (57) |
 3% |
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You can get conjugal visits from outsiders (122) |
 6% |
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Promotions are determined by drawing straws (18) |
 1% |
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Acting like a jerk gets you moved to the 'jerk floor' (174) |
 8% |
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No skirts allowed below the knee (110) |
 5% |
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The whole thing is filmed to be a reality show (40) |
 2% |
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Weekly trivia contest winner gets four day weekend (208) |
 10% |
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DoritoMan makes it rain doritos (36) |
 2% |
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Office also doubles as a wine making place and you get to stomp grapes on breaks (18) |
 1% |
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Monkeys play volleyball in the cafeteria (69) |
 3% |
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All large machines can be driven around the office and there are traffic lights and accidents and stuff (68) |
 3% |
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Everyone has to dress as the opposite sex (40) |
 2% |
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Lose the big account. Spend an hour in the glass snake room while everyone watches and bangs on the glass (29) |
 1% |
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None of the above (14) |
 1% |
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This poll is soiled (38) |
 2% |