Which office thing would be most cool? [2091 votes total]
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Naked Wednesdays (272) |
13% |
Vodka tonic water cooler (294) |
14% |
Iced floor and everyone skates around (77) |
4% |
No ceiling and if it rains everyone goes home (146) |
7% |
If company performs badly the CEO gets tarred and feathered (84) |
4% |
Banjo lessons for 2 hours a day everyday (36) |
2% |
You can call out sick and call out well (141) |
7% |
3 dogs 3 cats 3 birds per office (57) |
3% |
You can get conjugal visits from outsiders (122) |
6% |
Promotions are determined by drawing straws (18) |
1% |
Acting like a jerk gets you moved to the 'jerk floor' (174) |
8% |
No skirts allowed below the knee (110) |
5% |
The whole thing is filmed to be a reality show (40) |
2% |
Weekly trivia contest winner gets four day weekend (208) |
10% |
DoritoMan makes it rain doritos (36) |
2% |
Office also doubles as a wine making place and you get to stomp grapes on breaks (18) |
1% |
Monkeys play volleyball in the cafeteria (69) |
3% |
All large machines can be driven around the office and there are traffic lights and accidents and stuff (68) |
3% |
Everyone has to dress as the opposite sex (40) |
2% |
Lose the big account. Spend an hour in the glass snake room while everyone watches and bangs on the glass (29) |
1% |
None of the above (14) |
1% |
This poll is soiled (38) |
2% |