My good/bad robot would... [1552 votes total]
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be a really good bartender but drinks a drink for every drink he makes and gets drunk and loud. (68) |
 4% |
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be able to carry me on his shoulders and run fast- but trips and falls sometimes. (6) |
0% |
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fight all my enemies but loses the fight 30% of the time and cries after. (64) |
4% |
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smash and destroy on command but has poor vision. (36) |
2% |
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look sexy and dance like a stripper but has no rhythm and is clumsy. (172) |
11% |
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know tons of stuff about sports but farts brown clouds at the top of the hour. (18) |
1% |
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clean up and do chores but watches tv half the day with the volume loud (86) |
6% |
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be able to shoot lasers out his eyes but is shy about it and can't look up. (23) |
1% |
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is a great cook but surprises you like Kato every time you get home. (103) |
7% |
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be a great personal butler but all surly about doing stuff. (125) |
8% |
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brings you money every day but gets it from liquor store robberies (310) |
20% |
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can transform into a cool motorcycle but corrects your grammar all the time (346) |
22% |
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None of the above! Robots suck! (87) |
6% |
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This poll is so bad it smells! (108) |
7% |