What would make political conventions better? [1632 votes total]
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All speeches done in charades. (43) |
3% |
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More dancing chicks in cages (171) |
10% |
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Candidates have to do some mega bonghits then make speeches about trees and/or foxes. (166) |
10% |
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Everyone in the audience gets a laser pointer (86) |
5% |
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No clapping. Only kazooing. (71) |
4% |
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Boring speeches get the horn and hook like at The Apollo (100) |
6% |
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All speeches begin with a personal announcement of either penis or breast size. (46) |
3% |
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Instead of balloons falling from ceiling. Live mice. (68) |
4% |
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All sentences during speeches must end with 'or whatever' (88) |
5% |
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Bush speaks at the Dem Convention. Kerry speaks at GOP. (145) |
9% |
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Paintball gunning allowed for protestors outside. (65) |
4% |
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Got no tattoo? Then you ain't speaking. Them the rules. (31) |
2% |
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Speakers get booed the whole time no matter what. (21) |
1% |
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Two things. Ecstasy and foam. (132) |
8% |
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Women must shake their boobs into the microphone when emphasizing a point. (64) |
4% |
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Conventions are held in the same place at the same time. (45) |
3% |
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No microphones. Speeches must be yelled. (18) |
1% |
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All speeches are written by 2nd graders (164) |
10% |
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This poll should be ashamed of itself. (30) |
2% |
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None of the above. Who cares bout conventions! (78) |
5% |