What would make the Olympics more fun? [1542 votes total]
|
|
Volleyball gets played on stilts with a superhigh net (32) |
 2% |
|
Badminton athletes are ostriches (26) |
2% |
|
Diving is all about cannonballs and bellyflops (266) |
17% |
|
Fencing has real stabbing (202) |
13% |
|
All gymnastics events done at one time like a timed obstacle course (88) |
6% |
|
Everyone in crowd gets to throw ping pong balls down at the ping pong players while they're playing ping pong (156) |
10% |
|
Basketball sneakers weigh 25lbs each (19) |
1% |
|
Judo competitors know nothing about judo (58) |
4% |
|
Waterpolo played in scary swamp with gators and stuff (77) |
5% |
|
Archery event is a mini-war not a target thing. (156) |
10% |
|
Farting added as official sport. (118) |
8% |
|
Tickling added to weightlifting (68) |
4% |
|
Synchronized swimming done suits of armor (33) |
2% |
|
The slowest swimmer wins swimming races (13) |
1% |
|
Bike racing is full contact and most injured who still crosses the finish line wins (97) |
6% |
|
None of the above (18) |
1% |
|
This poll gets the tinfoil medal. (115) |
7% |