Swing Vote
What could swing your vote? [1439 votes total]

Candidate chases a chicken around like Rocky at every campaign stop (31)
 2%
Candidate sets Guiness Record for eating most amount of ping pong balls (11)
 1%
Candidate promises to rename Iraq-- (insert your name here)ville (29)
 2%
Candidate breakdances on a bed of nails. (23)
 2%
In speeches the candidate only uses the word 'Snarf' in different tones and emphasis. (51)
 4%
Candidate becomes BFF with Ashton Kutcher (16)
 1%
Candidate declares porn watching as the new 'national pastime' (78)
 5%
Candidate challenges all detractors to 'kickboxing smackdowns! mano a mano, bitch!' (48)
 3%
Candidate promises a free monkey butler for every household (135)
 9%
Candidate says everytime he's caught in a lie he'll write 'LIE BOY' on his forehead with a sharpee. (176)
 12%
Candidate bites two eyes, nose, and mouth in a piece of bologna and sticks his tongue through (23)
 2%
Candidate's wife shows her boobs (136)
 9%
Candidate promises to paint the white house 'stripey like fruit stripe' (17)
 1%
Candidate smokes a big spliff and mumbles something about releasing "secret UFO files that are really cool". (188)
 13%
Candidate changes his name to the other candidates name just to make everything crazy. (53)
 4%
Candidate promises to turn the Presidency into a big reality show. (61)
 4%
All of the above except number 6. (232)
 16%
None of the above. This poll belongs in the dumpster (131)
 9%


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nader sucks!4653Carlito Carribean CoolOct 18, 2004
politics6620TKOct 18, 2004
I'm not going to vote this time.211346DragonmasterOct 18, 2004
KERRY WILL NEVER GET MY VOTE!12827VaporOct 17, 2004
Wouldn't it be cool3723saraOct 17, 2004
Pole Dance2638BongertonOct 17, 2004
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