What could swing your vote? [1437 votes total]
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Candidate chases a chicken around like Rocky at every campaign stop (31) |
 2% |
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Candidate sets Guiness Record for eating most amount of ping pong balls (11) |
1% |
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Candidate promises to rename Iraq-- (insert your name here)ville (29) |
2% |
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Candidate breakdances on a bed of nails. (23) |
2% |
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In speeches the candidate only uses the word 'Snarf' in different tones and emphasis. (51) |
4% |
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Candidate becomes BFF with Ashton Kutcher (16) |
1% |
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Candidate declares porn watching as the new 'national pastime' (78) |
5% |
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Candidate challenges all detractors to 'kickboxing smackdowns! mano a mano, bitch!' (48) |
3% |
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Candidate promises a free monkey butler for every household (135) |
9% |
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Candidate says everytime he's caught in a lie he'll write 'LIE BOY' on his forehead with a sharpee. (176) |
12% |
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Candidate bites two eyes, nose, and mouth in a piece of bologna and sticks his tongue through (23) |
2% |
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Candidate's wife shows her boobs (134) |
9% |
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Candidate promises to paint the white house 'stripey like fruit stripe' (17) |
1% |
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Candidate smokes a big spliff and mumbles something about releasing "secret UFO files that are really cool". (188) |
13% |
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Candidate changes his name to the other candidates name just to make everything crazy. (53) |
4% |
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Candidate promises to turn the Presidency into a big reality show. (61) |
4% |
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All of the above except number 6. (232) |
16% |
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None of the above. This poll belongs in the dumpster (131) |
9% |