What's the creepiest thing about Santa Claus? [2132 votes total]
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That he apparently lives forever. (52) |
 2% |
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That he breaks into your house in the middle of the night. (189) |
9% |
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He lives up at the North Pole all mental. (16) |
1% |
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His secret salamander circus. (95) |
4% |
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That he drinks milk nonstop all night. (63) |
3% |
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Wondering if his elves are slaves. (105) |
5% |
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Wondering where he gets his funding. (59) |
3% |
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That he sees you when you're sleeping (355) |
17% |
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He "knows" when you're awake. (84) |
4% |
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That the elves make 'knockoff' bootleg electronics (24) |
1% |
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He might make a fart on your head while you're asleep (90) |
4% |
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That he might look like your dad dressed up weird (9) |
0% |
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He's gonna find out who's naughty. (69) |
3% |
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Donner. (66) |
3% |
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That he hangs out at the mall. (43) |
2% |
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That your mom makes out with him (92) |
4% |
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Wondering where he goes to the bathroom on Christmas Eve. (73) |
3% |
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What else he does when he slows down/stops time. (101) |
5% |
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None of the above! Lay off Santa! (256) |
12% |
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Everything about Santa is creepy (291) |
14% |