Creepy Santa
What's the creepiest thing about Santa Claus? [2466 votes total]

That he apparently lives forever. (58)
 2%
That he breaks into your house in the middle of the night. (232)
 9%
He lives up at the North Pole all mental. (18)
 1%
His secret salamander circus. (101)
 4%
That he drinks milk nonstop all night. (70)
 3%
Wondering if his elves are slaves. (121)
 5%
Wondering where he gets his funding. (74)
 3%
That he sees you when you're sleeping (418)
 17%
He "knows" when you're awake. (106)
 4%
That the elves make 'knockoff' bootleg electronics (26)
 1%
He might make a fart on your head while you're asleep (96)
 4%
That he might look like your dad dressed up weird (9)
He's gonna find out who's naughty. (76)
 3%
Donner. (76)
 3%
That he hangs out at the mall. (55)
 2%
That your mom makes out with him (102)
 4%
Wondering where he goes to the bathroom on Christmas Eve. (87)
 4%
What else he does when he slows down/stops time. (110)
 4%
None of the above! Lay off Santa! (309)
 13%
Everything about Santa is creepy (322)
 13%


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