What's the creepiest thing about Santa Claus? [2428 votes total]
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That he apparently lives forever. (58) |
 2% |
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That he breaks into your house in the middle of the night. (225) |
9% |
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He lives up at the North Pole all mental. (18) |
1% |
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His secret salamander circus. (101) |
4% |
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That he drinks milk nonstop all night. (70) |
3% |
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Wondering if his elves are slaves. (120) |
5% |
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Wondering where he gets his funding. (72) |
3% |
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That he sees you when you're sleeping (410) |
17% |
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He "knows" when you're awake. (103) |
4% |
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That the elves make 'knockoff' bootleg electronics (26) |
1% |
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He might make a fart on your head while you're asleep (95) |
4% |
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That he might look like your dad dressed up weird (9) |
0% |
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He's gonna find out who's naughty. (76) |
3% |
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Donner. (75) |
3% |
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That he hangs out at the mall. (54) |
2% |
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That your mom makes out with him (101) |
4% |
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Wondering where he goes to the bathroom on Christmas Eve. (84) |
3% |
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What else he does when he slows down/stops time. (109) |
4% |
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None of the above! Lay off Santa! (302) |
12% |
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Everything about Santa is creepy (320) |
13% |