Which would be the best superbowl half-time show? [1343 votes total]
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The Blue Angels fly around and launch missiles at random cars in the parking lot. (157) |
 12% |
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Ice the whole field and naked cheerleaders skate around. (111) |
8% |
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Someone digs a hole in the middle of the field. (32) |
2% |
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Some 5 year old kid who doesn't know how to play drums plays a drum solo the whole time. (35) |
3% |
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Kevin Spacey drinks beer and says famous movie quotes in burps. (53) |
4% |
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Naked cheerleaders roll around aimlessly. (105) |
8% |
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Bruce Springsteen comes out and sings Tiny Tim songs. (11) |
1% |
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Naked cheerleaders run football plays. (161) |
12% |
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A wormhole appears in the middle of the field and someone with the lucky seat numbers gets hucked into it. (51) |
4% |
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Saddam Hussein gets carted out in a tutu and naked cheerleaders throw heads of lettuce at him. (100) |
7% |
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Billy Joel and Tracy Gold do demolition derby. (23) |
2% |
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Janet Jackson shows her woo-woo "by accident." (32) |
2% |
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Naked cheerleaders stand around and smoke cigarettes and insult the audience. (71) |
5% |
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A whole bunch of bees get set free in Section 302. (52) |
4% |
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Cock fighting with robot cocks. (24) |
2% |
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Ref bareknuckle boxing. (33) |
2% |
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This poll is superbowl stupidbowl. (77) |
6% |
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All of the above. (125) |
9% |
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Too much nakedness here. (90) |
7% |