Okay, here's the top 5 as selected by our expert panel of judg--okay, by me.  Vote for your 2 favorite anyway! [49 votes total]
 
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KNIBBLET's:  Nathan: I damn well could have been in Star Trek:TNG! The 'Picard Maneuver' ain't that hard! See!  Morena: Don't tell me, tell your agent. (14) | 
 29% | 
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SHINY's:  MAL: Shirt tail tucked in or out, you think? INARA: Please don't ask me to get involved with your fashion decisions; I'd hate to be held responsible for your wardrobe. (10) | 
 20% | 
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GUNRUNNER's:  MAL: Hay Inara watch me squirt some of Kaylee’s moonshine out my stab wound! (9) | 
 18% | 
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VETERAN's:  Mal: Man, I just can't think of anything really funny for this week's Captain Tightpant's contest  Inara (smiling to herself): That's ok your usually not very funny anyway. (9) | 
 18% | 
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VOLSTOCK:  INARA: Mal, I can't beleive you talked me into digging through trash for your caper... and it looks like I got some Cilantro stuck under my nail. You owe me a manicure. (7) | 
 14% |