What would you like to change most/least about The Gates in the park? [226 votes total]
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Instead of curtains they're live slimy tentacles that would try and hug people and slime em up. (4) |
 2% |
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Fat male strippers welcomed each person through each gate with an ass grope. (12) |
5% |
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The gates would spring on people and scoop em up and shake em around like shake and bake (3) |
1% |
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They worked like long tongues that would lick people and coat you with maple syrup (4) |
2% |
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They'd sneak up and grab people and slingshot em into the lake (25) |
11% |
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They shook around like wet dogs spraying strawberry quik everywhere and panted (2) |
1% |
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Instead of hanging down, they'd hang sideways and drunk dudes would laze in them like hammocks and ask people sports trivia questions. (28) |
12% |
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The gates would pull people's pants down when they passed through them then they gates would ha ha laugh like Nelson (22) |
10% |
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They'd be all curled up and when they'd unfurl they'd drop guinea pigs everywhere. (7) |
3% |
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They'd grab people and give em a really hard neck massage. (8) |
4% |
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If you pushed one over it would make em all fall over like dominoes- and when they'd hit the ground each one would make a fart noise.. (49) |
22% |
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All of the above (14) |
6% |
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None of the above. The Gates are fine as is. (18) |
8% |
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Enough with the stupid gates! This poll belongs in the sewer. (30) |
13% |