What would be the best improvement to the Oscars? [1219 votes total]
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All celebs have to apply their own makeup in the dark (60) |
 5% |
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No speeches. The Oscars get hucked out into the audience. (151) |
12% |
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The Red Carpet has red paint landmines. (89) |
7% |
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The audience reacts to speeches like the crowd on Showtime at the Apollo. (85) |
7% |
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There are no winners. Only losers. And super losers. (42) |
3% |
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Winners have to eat a whole thing of cotton candy in under a minute or their Oscar gets revoked. (45) |
4% |
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A whole bunch of kids are in the audience and they all have red laser pointers for booby, crotch and nostril pointing. (96) |
8% |
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The host is Crispin Glover. (61) |
5% |
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The host is Anna Nicole Smith. (46) |
4% |
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The host is Mike Tyson. (28) |
2% |
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Personal stalkers accompany their obsession as their date. (44) |
4% |
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Someone pukes. (29) |
2% |
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There's urinal cams in the urinal cake in the bathroom. (33) |
3% |
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Ex-personal assistants get to make the acceptance speeches. (73) |
6% |
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Celebs have to squeeze their own nipples the whole time. (89) |
7% |
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All speeches have to be made with a handful of pebbles in the mouth. (17) |
1% |
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This poll sucks extra super. (78) |
6% |
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All of the above. (97) |
8% |
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None of the above. Yawn. (56) |
5% |