What would be the best improvement to the Oscars? [1226 votes total]
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All celebs have to apply their own makeup in the dark (61) |
5% |
No speeches. The Oscars get hucked out into the audience. (151) |
12% |
The Red Carpet has red paint landmines. (89) |
7% |
The audience reacts to speeches like the crowd on Showtime at the Apollo. (86) |
7% |
There are no winners. Only losers. And super losers. (42) |
3% |
Winners have to eat a whole thing of cotton candy in under a minute or their Oscar gets revoked. (45) |
4% |
A whole bunch of kids are in the audience and they all have red laser pointers for booby, crotch and nostril pointing. (96) |
8% |
The host is Crispin Glover. (61) |
5% |
The host is Anna Nicole Smith. (46) |
4% |
The host is Mike Tyson. (28) |
2% |
Personal stalkers accompany their obsession as their date. (44) |
4% |
Someone pukes. (29) |
2% |
There's urinal cams in the urinal cake in the bathroom. (33) |
3% |
Ex-personal assistants get to make the acceptance speeches. (75) |
6% |
Celebs have to squeeze their own nipples the whole time. (90) |
7% |
All speeches have to be made with a handful of pebbles in the mouth. (17) |
1% |
This poll sucks extra super. (80) |
7% |
All of the above. (97) |
8% |
None of the above. Yawn. (56) |
5% |