Which would most improve Godfather II? [1161 votes total]
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The Chinese mafia comes out of nowhere and karate chops Michael in the neck. (80) |
7% |
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Giant disco mafia aliens show up and dance all over the cities wrecking everything. (26) |
2% |
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Brando comes back as a zombie and eats Michael then eats himself. (83) |
7% |
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Michael gambles away the family business in one poker game and he has to go work at the Olive Garden. (124) |
11% |
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Deniro gains all his respect not thru violence but by chugging quarts of olive oil at the local carnival for dimes. (15) |
1% |
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Abe Vigoda surprises everyone with his bionic superpowers and extra large penis. (94) |
8% |
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Frank Pentangeli leaves the family for a sitcom involving an ex-goobah who's now in witness protection. (3) |
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Instead of a horse head they put a live horse in the bed with that guy. (28) |
2% |
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Coppola has a cameo as a superhero with no superpowers. (6) |
1% |
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All the families call a truce and go on a wacky vacation in Cancun. (24) |
2% |
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Italian chicks covered in pasta dance in between scenes. (101) |
9% |
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Dath Vadar swings by and applies for a job in the mafia and they make him clean up around the place like Spider from Goodfellas. (89) |
8% |
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It's in 3D. (77) |
7% |
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The Corleone family take the advice of Tom Hagen and invest everything to build a satellite to spy on their enemies but it doesn't work and only picks up Channel 7 and they throw Tom Hagen in the garbage. (8) |
1% |
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Fredo doesn't break Michael's heart and they go fishing and make out. (15) |
1% |
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Kay has a baby and it's a full grown Japanese girl. (47) |
4% |
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All of the above. (83) |
7% |
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My offer is this: nothing. (258) |
22% |