What is the best way to insult a person without making it sound like an insult? [845 votes total]
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Your snorty laugh is funnier than what's funny. (43) |
 5% |
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I bet even you can figure it out. (82) |
10% |
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You look like a cute dog!...'s butt. (12) |
1% |
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Your fashion sense is perfect for pitch black places.. (32) |
4% |
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If your hair looked any worse it would look better. (26) |
3% |
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You're smarter than those rocks over there and those are the smartest rocks! (60) |
7% |
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Kissing you is like kissing a talking mule with a stutter. But man, those talking mules are fun! (22) |
3% |
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Your breath smells much better than usual. (116) |
14% |
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Are you using deodorant right now? I hope not. (27) |
3% |
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You should be a movie actor... who plays killers and stuff. (48) |
6% |
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Usually after I do it with someone I brag to all my friends but this time I'm not gonna. (182) |
22% |
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You're not stupid..... der than super smart goat. (11) |
1% |
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This poll is the best poll of all these terrible polls. (67) |
8% |
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Blech. (117) |
14% |