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While he was busy describing how he beat Crow in a fight to Jayne, Mal totally missed when Kaylee pinched Inara's ass. (3) |
4% |
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Zoe: Earth! Wash: Wind! Kaylee: Fire! Simon (OS): Water! Inara: Heart! Mal: When your powers combine, I am Caption Tightpants! (17) |
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The Serenity crew gives up a life of crime to become street performers. Mal is very skilled in the art of the robot. (6) |
9% |
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Mal: "You did WHAT?!?!? Jayne: "I sold out Simon and River for a million credits." (beat) Jayne: "April Fools!" Mal: "IT'S JULY!!!" (12) |
17% |
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The crew succumbed to Space Madness and began to Riverdance ..... (6) |
9% |
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As Mal tries to teach the crew the Electric Slide, everyone looks on as he succeeds in giving himself an atomic wedgie of epic proportion. (6) |
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MAL(to Jayne OS):"FOR THE LAST TIME: It's hip-step-step-hip-step-step-hip, not hip-step-hip-hip-step-hip-hip!! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano?!?!?!?" (20) |
29% |