You know the drill...choose your 2 favs! [40 votes total]
 
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Inara: Kaylee, what is that?  Kaylee (OS): Oh, it's the shiniest thing... I bought it on the station. They call it a tribble. Isn't it sweet?  Tribble: Purr, Purrrr...  Inara: Adorable, but maybe you should check with Mal... Kaylee: Oh, Cap'n won't mind. (13) | 
 33% | 
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Inara: So then all I have to do is kill Wash and I am one step closer to RULING THE 'VERSE. MUAH HAH HAH! *pause*  Wash: Um, Inara, are you aware you said that out loud? (10) | 
 25% | 
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Inara was a little nervous. She had never had a Wookie as a client before. (7) | 
 18% | 
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Inara: Wha...are those yellow Lemurs? and what are they...oh..EEWWW!!! (6) | 
 15% | 
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Wash: Have you ever been with a warrior woman?  Inara: Well, now that you mention it, yes! Mmmmmmm... Warrior Women...... (4) | 
 10% |