cast your 2 votes and we shall see! [27 votes total]
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Jubal: Simon Tam, i've been paid a lot of money to capture youSimon: OK, let me get my shirt on just don't shoot meJubal: No, no, she wants you shirtless.Simon: Um...Jubal: I'm to report to Kaylee's house with you asap!Simon: I hate fans with big pocket b (4) |
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Jubal: Hey, hey. Might as well keep those pants on. Getting naked didn't work for the man-ape, it won't work for you. I'm a bounty hunter. I don't get distracted. (4) |
15% |
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Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!" (7) |
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Look Jubal, you jerk! Maybe you can steal the shirt off my back, but there’s no way you’re shavin my pits. (2) |
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Jubel: I said shimmy shake shake, not shake shimmy shake! *muttering* Now where am I going to find the last member of my chip 'n dales group? (1) |
4% |
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SIMON: Say, isn't that a model 12B Lassiter? That's shiny. Can I take a look at it?JUBAL: Yeah, sure..ah, wait! Hellnaw! What'd'you take me for, a fool?SIMON: Would you shoot me for saying yes? (0) |
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Simon: Are you Alliance?Jubel: Am I a lion? We'll I do have a mighty roar.Simon: You have a mighty rear? Well, I suppose it is nice in those tight red pants.Jubel: Red ants? They can kill a man in 8.6 seconds given adequate flesh exposure.Simon: Right...I (8) |
30% |
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Of all of the times for the Incredible Hulk to turn back into his wimpy alter-ego, this was probably the worst... (1) |
4% |