What could best improve the Superbowl? [1314 votes total]
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It's actually played on a bowl shaped field. (17) |
 1% |
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Players have to perform the commercials during breaks. (51) |
4% |
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A cheerleader quarterbacks all first downs. (56) |
4% |
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Bitey snakes all over the field. (74) |
6% |
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Three footballs in play at all times. (65) |
5% |
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There is no out of bounds. (41) |
3% |
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It's played at the same time on the same field as the World Series. (53) |
4% |
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Lineman have cymbals on their hands. (12) |
1% |
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One goal post on the 50 yard line. (5) |
0% |
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Every huddle. Everyone gets a shot of booze. (432) |
33% |
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Touchdowns can only be scored by kickers. (7) |
1% |
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All players have to wear shoes 5 sizes too big. (39) |
3% |
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Get a penalty? Get a cupful of ants in your helmet. (40) |
3% |
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All players play with penis out. (93) |
7% |
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The field is made of hot tar. (20) |
2% |
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Random construction equipment rip up the field between plays. (45) |
3% |
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Change it to flag football but the flags are worn inside the underwear. (19) |
1% |
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This poll sucks. Football sucks. (111) |
8% |
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Yawn. Eat it. (48) |
4% |
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Fart. (86) |
7% |