What would make snow most horrible? [1087 votes total]
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All flakes give off bloodcurdling death screams all the way down. (129) |
12% |
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Each flake is made of lava (153) |
14% |
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If you get hit by a flake, you get mumps on your butt. (33) |
3% |
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As soon as a flake hits the ground it steals your car and does donuts until it's all messed up. (22) |
2% |
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Each flake makes an egg fart when it hits the ground. (112) |
10% |
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All snowmen will immediately turn on their creator and attack. Then they'll organize and rampage. (40) |
4% |
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Snow spells out your darkest secrets on your lawn. (166) |
15% |
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If you throw a snowball it'll smash in your car windshield even if your car is 100 miles away. (4) |
0% |
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The flakes all have cellphones and they gab away to each other about how cold it is non-stop. (72) |
7% |
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No snow flakes. Only snow boulders filled with soda cans. (25) |
2% |
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All of the none of the below the above. (47) |
4% |
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This poll is probably the worst ever! (110) |
10% |
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My cat's breath smells like cat food. (174) |
16% |